Pepsi = Diabetes

Having gone to college in Humboldt County, you can imagine all the great gems I used to stumble across in my day-to-day routine. This is a vandalized soda machine in the Forestry Building.

Bird

This is a bird. I am in Oregon right now because there has been a death in the family. I got my hair cut today.

Tessellation Nation

Via a DECTC Student

Via A.K. Dewdney

Habanero Jack Cheese

I was asked to draw a picture of a mouse. He's offering a piece of cheese to Mr. Washington, but it isn't just any cheese! It's a slice of Tillamook Habanero Jack Cheese. If Mr. Washington has any wits about him, he'll put it on top of sourdough toast with cream cheese and avocado.

Garbage Waitress

She is providing service to the garbage. To say that garbage is being served would be ambiguous at best.

This is a ladybug

I was asked to draw a ladybug working on a phone pole.  This ladybug is a boy and has four tools: a hammer, a screwdriver, a phone, and a mystery tool.  

I figured his extra arms would make up for not having a utility belt.

Cave Creatures

Here are a bunch of creatures in the darkness. They are happy to see you.

Ghost Snail

This is a ghostly snail. He acts as a medium between the spirit world for all kinds of mollusks.

What the brick?

"Will you draw a mushroom dressed up as a carrot?"

First I had to ask why would a mushroom dress up as a carrot? Why would it lower itself to such a base level of existence? Well, then the answer came easy. To confound and avoid an overweight hyper-active plumber.

Of course.

-F

Cheerios Tesselation

All boxes should be part of a tileset.

Cop

This is a picture of a police officer. Sorta.

I drew this about eight or nine years ago.

Giraffe.

I have no idea why, but I was asked to draw a giraffe. As I was trying to think of what I could possibly have the giraffe doing to make it funny (because let's face it, I just can't draw a giraffe standing in a field... that's boring) I remembered a doodle I had in a sketchbook from just over three years ago. Somehow the topic of suicidal giraffes came up and after I picked myself up off of the floor - I fell over imagining a giraffe wandering the savanna in search of something tall enough for him to hang himself from - I doodled the end result. Kind of morbid, but lets face it, it's an insanely funny idea. So, here's an updated version. I may actually have to paint this one of these days.

P.S. I love giraffes. They're one of my favorite animals.

-F

Jacket

A child painted this.

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